Friday, May 12, 2006

So this is what Mel Gibson meant....

...in Braveheart. You know, his famed battle-cry as he is being castrated at the end of the movie. Where they leave way too much to the imagination. I mean, if they could strap a 10-inch prostetic dong on Markey Mark in Boogey Nights, why couldn't they cut a comparably-sized one from Mel Gibson in what was a much bigger-budget movie? (I just used the condensation from the bottom of my water glass to make the Olympic rings on the dining room table...) But for real. Done with finals. Done with school. Done with responsability. And hence...real, real ready for hockey:

Game 95: Edmonton (nate) 5 at Colorado 4 (OT) - Jaroslav Spacek = wraparound brilliance.
Game 96: N.Y. Rangers (andy) 5 at Nashville 1
Game 97: Calgary (nate) 4 at Ottawa 3 (OT)
Game 98: Washington (andy) 6 at Chicago 1
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Game 99: Anaheim (Andy) 6 at Pittsburgh 5 (OT)
Game 100: New Jersey (Nate) 6 at Colorado 4
Game 101: Canada (Andy) 7 at Sweden 2
Game 102: St. Louis (Andy) 3 vs. Chicago 2
Game 103: San Jose (Andy) 3 at Nashville 2
Game 104: Ottawa (Andy) 6 at Montreal 2
Game 105: San Jose (Andy) 5 vs. Los Angeles 3
Game 106: Colorado (Nate) 2 vs. Detroit 1
Game 107: Montreal (Andy) 4 vs. Calgary 0
Game 108: Colorado (Nate) 4 vs. Boston 3 (OT)
Game 109: Pittsburgh (Andy) 4 at Buffalo 3 (OT)
Game 110: Calgary (Andy) 5 vs. Philadelphia 1
Game 111: Detroit (Nate) 4 at New Jersey 3
Game 112: Ottawa (Nate) 3 vs. Toronto 2

That's 17 new games, folks. Not to mention other random things we've done in the mean-time. But, I'm gonna give Nate 3 days to practice up, so he can stop humiliating himself in such a public forum.

TOTALS-------------
Games: Andy 58, Nate 51, 3 ties
Goals: Andy 392, Nate 357

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